This particular
Saturday, Job was going to eat the cookies; he was going to pop Joan’s cookies
for the first time. Joan knew very well she was going to make a hanky panky
foray. She was going to sprawl across the bed behind locked doors for this
Apollonian beauty.
All this while, Job
tried to find Joan’s weak point to make her spread out for him, but she
instinctively refused!
He jabbed and
jabbed using all sweet flirtatious comments, but she proved her innerwear was
too hard to drop! The day was finally here.
Everything looked
so juicy and set for sex supremo. Joan made sure she covered every blade of the
bed. She wanted to distill her six months of sexless dating into a night of
passion to compensate; to fulfill her womanly role and in crux, give Job what
he’d longed for; bedroom voodoo!
That is what most
people go through on the first day of planned sex; nervousness! Most women get
really nervous before sleeping with someone new for the first time.
They are
consumed with what is called: performance anxiety, slut factor and whether or
not you’re going to call the next day.
First time sex is
often anticipated with lots of positive fantasies. However this is not always
how it goes down.
Despite this, there
are first-time sex etiquette rules you should abide by if you want her to come
back for more.
1. Set the mood for
sex
Choice of location
should be genius: somewhere relaxed and private. It reduces tension and
anxiety. You can engage soft music, darker shades of light such as red, mild
yellow et al. You as the bloke are the main driver, and you should rush
nothing.
The lady needs to
be astronomically psychologically prepared to swim by a man who is fit and full
of vitality.
2. Foreplay,
affection, and telling women how amazing and gorgeous they are
Just as important,
you being inveterate selfish in bed will not make them come back for more. And
if she does do something as hideously embarrassing as cut her leg and bleed
over your bed, have the decency to laugh it off. Or at least get her a plaster.
Foreplay
helps in staging the mood and arousing your woman apropos to good sex. What
happens when a man rushes to penetrate a first-time lady is that she becomes
anxious and her muscles become tense making penetration hard, and making
first-time sex lose its oomph.
3. Post-coital
cuddling is crucial.
Women are emotional
beings, especially after sex. The worst thing you can do is roll over and go
straight to sleep. The hardest thing about first-time sex is that you’re not
yet used to each other’s bodies, rhythm and preferences.
I have female
friends that find it impossible to climax with a new man the first few times
they have sex.
It’s an emotional
act for women, not just physical. So, if she doesn’t finish and you do, do not
worry. What will bother women is if you haven’t even tried.
4. Appreciate
her for good sex
It’s not easy for a
woman to give herself sexually to a new man for the first time. After she’s fed
you with drippingly scrumptious, massively frenetic sex that will have your mum
fainting in horror, the best thing you can do is, say, “thank you honey for
that meltdown. I really appreciate your ‘miss glory’”
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